The Greeen Condom?

Pulling out a condom.

Do you have a condom?

That's a used condom, Alan.

Use a condom, don't get AlDS.

You used a condom for birth control, right?

Giggling with embarrassment, she held out the condom.

A glove or a catcher's mitt is a condom.

Uncle buys a condom. Very good, uncle. Move ahead.

Uncle gets drunk, doesn't use condom. Come back, start again.

One brave white man, eh? Were you wearing a condom?

But about three months after the launch of the condom company,

I don't know why. I did not ask for a condom.

Some of you might have heard about the New York City condom.

We had relay races with condoms, we had children's condom blowing championship.

And before long, the condom was know as the girl's best friend.

You do always have your sexual partners wear a condom,I hope.

What is it that you think about just before you get a condom?

So essentially, you're able to achieve quite high rates of condom use in commercial sex.

Ah, now I remember. I used a condom something I rarely, or rather practically never, do.

And if anybody asks why you're carrying a condom, you can just say you like the design.

In Thailand, for poor people, diamonds don't make it so the condom is the girl's best friend.

And then we have this Captain Condom, with his Harvard MBA, going to schools and night spots.

The sensitivity certainly drops if I use a condom, so if possible I'd like to do it bareback.

You should always use a condom, and yet, in her relationship, she's not empowered what's going to happen?

How do you have safer sex, how do you use a condom regularly if there hasn't been disclosure?

And for our finale, we'll show you how to put a condom on properly using a real person.

For our finale, I will now demonstrate the proper technique for putting a condom on the real thing.

Now these are not the kinds of things that someone is thinking about just before they go get a condom.

And then, new change, we had hair bands, clothing and the condom for your mobile phone during the rainy season.

Over a quarter of a million were taught about family planning with a new alphabet A, B for birth, C for condom,

If I give them more time now, I may as well hand them a condom and a cigarette to go with it.

And what we've seen is that, actually, condom use rates, which were very, very high the gay community responded very rapidly to HlV, with extremely little help from public health nerds, I would say that condom use rate has come down dramatically since treatment for two reasons really

We found you know somebody here was searching for the weapon of mass destruction, but we have found the weapon of mass protection the condom.

Maybe they'll take pity on you because you were the only one who had enough respect to put a condom on that broomstick that you poked...

Well, it is more common with multiple partners, there is less condom use, and there is age disparate sex that is, older men tend to have sex with younger women.

And that's boring, but is it as boring as having to use a condom every time you have sex, no matter how drunk you are, no matter how many poppers you've taken, whatever?

These are primary school kids third, fourth grade going to every household in the village, every household in the whole of Thailand, giving AlDS information and a condom to every household, given by these young kids.

In most of the world, these few prevention failures notwithstanding, we are actually doing quite well these days in commercial sex condom use rates are between 80 and 100 percent in commercial sex in most countries.

But in intimate relations it's much more difficult because, with your wife or your boyfriend or someone that you hope might turn into one of those things, we have this illusion of romance and trust and intimacy, and nothing is quite so unromantic as the, My condom or yours, darling? question.

Futureless language speakers are 20 to 24 percent less likely to be smoking at any given point in time compared to identical families, and they're going to be 13 to 17 percent less likely to be obese by the time they retire, and they're going to report being 21 percent more likely to have used a condom in their last sexual encounter.