Velcro, indeed! (Laughter)

Velcro, indeed. (Laughter)

Wool sticks on Velcro.

Velcro ripping Get up.

So much for Velcro, right?

So much for Velcro, right?

Here lies a distinguished engineer who invented Velcro.

They don't stick by Velcro or suction or glue.

To save time, his shirts had Velcro and his ties had hooks

Do they do it by interlocking? That's kind of a like a Velcro like thing.

And they don't stick by glue, or they don't work like Velcro, or they don't work with suction.

This is strips of Velcro, this is my drawing slate, and this is my drawing pen, which is basically a film box.

George de Mestral this is not bugs all over a Birkenstock was walking his dog in a field and got covered in burrs, sort of little prickly things, and from that came Velcro.

Your friends and family will be gathered in the cemetery, and there beside your gravesite will be a tombstone, and inscribed on that tombstone it will say, Here lies a distinguished engineer, who invented Velcro.

And I had these legs that were made of a wood and plastic compound, attached with Velcro straps big, thick, five ply wool socks on you know, not the most comfortable things, but all I'd ever known.

He snips it, throws the tip over his shoulder, and then grabs the scrotum and pushes it upward, and then his head dips down, obscuring my view, but what I hear is a slurping sound, and a noise that sounds like Velcro being yanked off a sticky wall and I am not even kidding.