Can you remember that?

Looks like you've got yourself a pigeon.

So long, pigeon.

He is an easy mark at cards.

Tell that knight on a white horse when he comes back

After winning this prize, my life changed.

Just sell me 10 worth of chips in that game. ( snickers ) Okay, pigeon.

All of it quicker than the wind from a duck's ass.

Isn't she a dancer? Forget her.

You finally got yourself a prisoner, huh?

Another customer. Let's go!

At least, I thought it was till I got these slides.

You're looking at the patsy who was framed for the kill.

And this is what I saw when I looked out of the window.

And then this happened.

A is my office,

It's laying dead on its belly.

If we can't get the shield generator fixed, we'll be sitting ducks.

What do you mean, sweating ?

Oh, sorry.

What was Stanley going to do when he used me for a clay pigeon today?

Five skins. Just to bring in the suckers.

You poor sucker, I'll practically own you.

Shit.

We are sitting ducks until we finish waterop's.

I checked if the victim was indeed of the male sex.

So this is a classic con called the pigeon drop, and I was the pigeon.

He made heaps of money by ripping off naive suckers.

Gulbrand was the perfect mark rich, liquid and unconventional.

I got a phone call from a person called Marc Abrahams, and he told me, You've won a prize with your duck paper the Ig Nobel Prize.

What do you mean, duck references ?

I had seen enough, and I got hungry, and I wanted to go home.

Thinking about those sorts of things, I watched Duck Soup again.

There's a wildlife preserve on the river in town, if you're watching ducks that would be a good place.

Several times, when returning from the village at ten or eleven o'clock at night,

So here's my one minute of fame, my acceptance speech, and here's the duck.

Less than seventy percent, you can call almost an organized form of hassling.

However, every 20 to 40 years or so the virus undergoes a dramatic mutation.

You know, pay 20,000 pounds in tax toward health and you're merely feeling a mug.

At five minutes to six in the afternoon, we come together at the Natural History Museum in Rotterdam, the duck comes out of the museum, and we try to discuss new ways to prevent birds from colliding with windows.

Because if you were to go to this bank and buy the CDOs, you'd be an idiot to pay 2 billion for them if the market is only giving, instead of 2 billion, only 100 million for them.

And it was on June 5, 1995, that I heard a loud bang against the glass that changed my life and ended that of a duck.