New York. DC. Brazil.

Texas!

Texas

Now, suppose he's working his way west from crop to crop.

Where the hell are you from, private? Sir, Texas, sir.

Best in Texas.

Who is the governor of Texas?

It's opt in.

Here's the cool thing. Six or seven years ago, we developed a team.

Harley, this is the Texas Special Sawdust pie.

I read news that makes me cringe,

cheering

I just landed in Orlando!! plane sign, plane sign

The best barbecue in Texas around the clock.

Best damn barbecue in Texas...

How do you like Texas so far?

I'm from Huntsville Texas.

Because there's nothing in this. Well, allegedly there's nothing.

(Singing)

Global warming is already affecting people.

What's happening in north Texas?

The Mississippi was... river that we had when we were in Mississippi.

Texas borders on Mexico.

Terri Cox

Altitude 30 miles over Texas.

No, in Texas, just outside Beaumont.

Please, it's Texas, for God's sake.

Texas is nearly twice as large as Japan.

(Laughter) (Laughter ends)

Brother. ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his barbecue recipe.

So this is, relatively, a new show that we're now beginning to tour.

Texas.

Twentysix, twentyseven, twentyeight...

Now consider Ms. Dewey.

Holy dogshit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

We have great examples of that, unfortunately.

Heh heh heh. Best in Texas.

Look at the new locations. Texas,

The United States annexed Texas in 1845.

If you were tone deaf, you couldn't change the gears on your car, in a stick shift car.

The gun was bought in Texas.

In a supermax in texas.

I've got Texas breathing down my neck and I'm not about...

We made a lot of money back in Texas.

But a lot of people get stuck in a very strange position.