750 horsepower, 500,000 car.

Nitrousinjected, 350horsepower engine.

horsepowers

This beast's got 500 horsepower... and a Borla exhaust system.

Uhhuh. What is it, 325 horses?

Stallions cost more than mares. No, they're more glamorous.

The engine will not pull.

Net

I wanted to write about the other end of the horse.

A diesel, 400 horsepower, minimum.

Here we go. (Laughter)

My car is deficient in horsepower.

Net

Safety net

This is the Internet we're talking about!

You don't know which horses we own.

The 400 horsepower Yamura, the most powerful of all the cars in the...

Fake Net

The pommel horse requires more balance than strength.

Trips off the tongue, doesn't it?

And man and beast must reach the end with the strength to fight.

That's what wikipedia is for.

I'm fixing the net.

Can you connect to the internet with that?

These guys make their fortunes online, but they make it through the illegal means of using things like banking trojans to steal money from our bank accounts while we do online banking, or with keyloggers to collect our credit card information while we are doing online shopping from an infected computer.

The idea is that the building blocks of the digital economy are connectivity and entrepreneurship.

The net is huge.

Fake Network Management

like the stuff on YouTube, the stuff on Instructables,

There must've been a hole in the net.

Oh, sure, I can do that.

A digital Jedi. He's amazing.

Cyberbegging. That's all that is.

I looked it up on the Internet.

There's 10,000 watts of light pouring on the stage, one horsepower is 746 watts, at full power.

You don't.

That's absurd.

That's ridiculous.

What is the Pirate Bureau?

I want you to go on the Net.

They offered me network.

I found this stuff on the Internet.

(Applause)

Ruby What the ?! I don't need to 'break out of my shell'!

The dumbest of the dumb.