Or they might even start to buy things that aren't Treasuries.

That's how loans worked before the mortgage backed security industry really got developed.

So what we're going to do is we're going to insure this bond.

Mortgage backed security.

Certification

Those are essentially derivative securities that are derived from mortgage backed securities.

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And over a year I make 2 interest.

I guarantee it.

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Trust Certifications Made by This Certificate...

Guarantee? What guarantee?

Guaranfuckingteed.

goddamn guarantee that.

A deposit.

Guaranteed...

His blood type is B.

It's just a deposit kind of thing.

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...and your life will be spared.

I want guarantee.

I guarantee it.

She's gonna love it.

Promised, have you?

We would lower standards on what it took to get a mortgage.

I only have two minutes left in this presentation, so in the next presentation I'm going to focus on what this guy can now do with the loan to turn it into a mortgage backed security.

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let's see those zeros cancel out, this zero cancels out, they're getting, over the life of the policy, 1 dollar in premiums for every 100 dollars in insurance.

I will endorse it.

And you end up with a mortgage backed security.

I'm talking about surviving.

What kind of assurances?

I was the recipient of a large settlement.

This is highly rated mortgage backed securities, maybe they have a slightly higher interest rate.

Let me see your health insurance certificate.

There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.

We don't need to invent solutions because we have them cash flow loans based in income rather than assets,

And I'll be willing to give this as collateral.

Two weeks in the future, and then I'm going to sign the check and I'll write it's for a payday loan and I'll write 625 etc. etc., then I have my little information here.

We guarantee our products for one year.

This looks bad.

You said there was a 90day guarantee.

You personally vouch for this guy?

I don't have any answers.

I'll take care of the deposit.