Everybody wants to be a comedian.

Let him go otherwise he'll never learn... Oh, I think we've got a running gag.

If a computer voice can successfully tell a joke and do the timing and delivery as well as Henny Youngman, then that's the voice I want.

Did I say something funny? Did I make a joke?

My dad keeps on telling bad jokes like Are you tired of going to Akita? .

My dad keeps on telling bad jokes like Are you fed up of going to Fedup's? .

Just trying to play the odds. All right, here we go.

But, either way, you fall for the rest of your life. Those climbers were up near the summit, along that summit ridge that you see up there, and I was down here in Camp Three.

The right one, up a bit.

Mid to highend bottle of...

Put your hands above your head!

Above the clouds

This is f of x naught.

To iceladen slings, To a chariot birds bring.

Where do you keep the horseradish, frisby?

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Above Terminal Displays

And some younger members.

On the table in the hall.

On the bridge.

Do you have your key?

It's a,it's a cacophony Of lies,really.

Right there on the table.

I put my coat on the table.

I'm going to make something out of it, and maybe next year ...

It was the worst winds I've ever seen.

They shoot them off over the lake.

So it's L of 7 minus L of 4, all of that over 7 over 4.

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Top edge of screen

Upper total

Keyboard Field up

Above File Name

Upper Bitrate

First Quarter

Upper Player

Database on Device

First Quarter Moon

Rock a bye, baby

You don't need nobody. Above the mountain,

Up into the air!

On the bed, please.

The story of my life?

Up on that rock!

Do I hear more?