I sit on the toilet.

Give us our toilet seats.

So in your toilet screen you choose the components of your toilets

It's fully automated you walk towards it, and the seat lifts.

Germ warfare. Cleaned countless toilet seats!

Get the toilet seats?

It gets better, 'cause I was also on the can when the blackout happened.

When somebody comes to me and ask for what I am known,

Destroyed millions of germs.

The flush, the base, the toilet seat, the toilet paper

Can I book two seats on that flight?

If you piss on the toilet seat, wipe it off!

Anywhere in the world, people endure that cold.

Give us our toilet seats, our tampons, our underwear and anything else you stole when you broke into our house.

Which as you can see placed the top left corner of the image, 192 by 192 pixels up from the top left corner of the canvas, which has been conveniently placed at location zero, zero on the page.

You also have a warm heart.

I got to pee.

Flight 627?

Crap.

Is it possible to catch AIDS from toilet seats? No, it isn't.

Toilet!

You are handy.

It seems she hurt her leg.

Signs of the zodiac.

The end justifies the means.

Postal Code

Postal code

Zip Code

Postal code

Postal Code

Hey, brother.

Pretty good, huh?

Postal Service.

No.

Daddy needs to urinate.

I gotta pee.

She was on flight 815.

It's Oceanic 815.

The mail carrier delivers mail from door to door.

Flight number is JL123, on August 23 for Tokyo.

I knew it would be like that, so I made these.

Would you like me to put them on for you?

Convenience

Convenience

Postal addresses