We are a religious organization dedicated to the preservation and salvation of the human race.

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But other countries in Europe, notably the Nordic countries, are showing that it's possible to have a kick ass economy without being a workaholic.

M.JESUS EL SALVADOR DEL MUNDO

The children of salvation.

So I'll give you one in return. How you frame things really matters.

Other people are saying it's the rapture.

I don't know, some disease.

The savior The greek?

I guarantee it.

You said there was a 90day guarantee.

We've got a few more details today from Geithner and the

We gotta bail out.

Artie!

His salvation is out of your hands.

Will the bailout work?

Look at all the arguments we have these days over health care, over bonuses and bailouts on Wall Street, over the gap between rich and poor, over affirmative action and same sex marriage.

Walt, he's not in our HMO, okay?

Guarantee? What guarantee?

Guaranfuckingteed.

goddamn guarantee that.

A deposit.

Guaranteed...

You're saying that the bottom line is more important than helping people.

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They're talking about slavery in 1860.

What are you doing?

Technology is a great equalizer. How do we make it work?

Hold on, I'm not sure I know how to do this.

I swore I wouldn't do that.

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...and your life will be spared.

I want guarantee.

I guarantee it.

She's gonna love it.

Promised, have you?

let's see those zeros cancel out, this zero cancels out, they're getting, over the life of the policy, 1 dollar in premiums for every 100 dollars in insurance.

There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.

I will endorse it.

And you end up with a mortgage backed security.

And over a year I make 2 interest.

I'm talking about surviving.

What kind of assurances?

I was the recipient of a large settlement.