I just got an erection.

An erection? Ow.

I've got nibbles. I've got nibbles. I've got nibbles, yeah.

I've got nibbles, I've got nibbles, I've got nibbles...

Had your name written all over it.

Well, erectile dysfunction

What is it? He's got an erection. What?

Putting counterrotational tension on the shaft.

I've got a boner.

Sam. Hey. Friend with nipples.

I've got nibbles.

I've got nibbles.

Comrade...? Oh, shut up. You and your erection.

I think of Millie in her green summery dress and I get hard.

And don't forget his nipples.

The thought of me dead gives you an erection?

Or I'll cut her tits off! Huh?

What? Are you worried he might not like your nibbles?

The one half nipple rule?

Hence,the one half rule regarding nipples.

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Dude, I'm in love all day. You are such an idiot!

I have a discharge from my nipple.

If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off.

One of the offshoots of crack cocaine is that you keep an erection for about four hours.

Doctor, my friend suffers from erectile dysfunction.

If I accidently shaved off a nipple, would it be covered by workman's comp?

And, he's got my entire checklist.

It also gave him four extra nipples.

Well good. Cause that was kind of where I was going to go here, anyway.

They're an integral part of the penile skeleton.

A chain of events led to the outbreak of the war.

A revolt broke out.

Unlike most mammals,who have an even number of nipples.

You got nipple rings, naval rings... those come out, too.

It's the strongest most wonderful feeling you can have for someone.

Maybe this whole erectile misfiring is God's way of punishing me.

We don't have to make it, mister.

Give me that.

500. Bring her up.

What, are you saying I'm not human?

War broke out in 1939.

So I went ahead, collected wall tissue, prepared it so it was erect, sectioned it, put it on slides and then stuck it under the microscope to have a look, fully expecting to see crossed helices of collagen of some variety.

I got up today with a pain in my neck.

One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.