It's pictures.

Right.

I'm a publicist.

Now let's talk it up.

Hold that tiger

Neither do I. No, your press agent does it.

You don't think it really looks like that, do you?

Publicity! Are you a fucking moron?

I fit perfectly!

But that being said, it's a very good media opportunity.

It's a puff kind of a promo film...

That's the official Flights of Fancy balloon. How about a poodle?

It was for publicity, understand?

What are you, a commercial? click.

Maybe I can help you with your publicity.

He is intent on advertising himself.

No one's quite listening hard enough, but I very much believe it's true.

That means that millions of people will be listening

It's actually available on the market.

Err... are you dressed like this for the promotion of the film?

Don't swallow that slick propaganda.

And we actually do that in another video.

Kashulin.

We're going up north to put the word in the streets.

My fellow flacks and spin doctors.

There's no need to advertise a good sake.

Front view, right side, left side.

An invasion?

They were still a mistrusted lot.

20 billion dollars a year. 10,000 ads most kids see.

What's the cost of your channel? What's the margin, the channel needs?

It's advertising. You're not supposed to believe it.

So, baby, really, it was just publicity? Yeah, girl.

You did what every flack only dreams about doing!

'Cause they pay me every time I do.

That is the official promotional poster for the Kramnik Deep Fritz match.

It seems to me an establishment such as this could go for overhaul in the advertising spokesman game.

And if we tell the consumer brands,

They advertised a new car on TV.

They advertised a new product on TV.

Oil sands or rather I should say tar sands

Are all these cases meningitis? Yes. Has it been declared an epidemic?

And there is a reason for some suspicion and uncertainly about it.

Pretty elegant. Nothing like a crash to end a joke. That completes my oeuvre.

Rice Pops. It's a product I work on at the agency.