I have diabetes.

This is the reality of diabetes.

Our comedy act was called The 2 Fat Guys .

My urine is pink.

I had blood in my urine.

There are words that we're truly afraid of.

The baby died, and she ended up with a fistula.

I gave her aspirin. I gave her medications to relieve the strain on her heart.

But they use their tails a lot, especially in rut.

My urine is a little red.

Following urination I feel as though I still have to go more.

I have a urinary problem.

I urinate very little.

I have difficulty urinating.

(Laughter)

This is what happened to the children of the Dutch Hunger Winter.

One of the other things about the camel's beautiful design is that its penis points backwards.

Albumin was found in my urine before.

I urinate a tremendous amount at a time.

My urine is clear.

My urine is cloudy.

Let's do a urine analysis.

I have pain when urinating.

It hurts when I urinate.

And although it's good to laugh before we look at this.

Now, diabetes is one of the big ones.

Because we all know that we should defy cancer and asterosclerosis and

That's what you're looking at here in the top image.

Think of it in terms of diabetes, for instance.

No kidding.

What I thought about was, what caused the diabetes?

World Diabetes Day is on the 14th November.

Please leave a urine sample in this cup.

The fluid wicks its way into those chambers at the top.

How does this work?

So, in wrapping up, what I want to tell you about is,

I urinate more often than usual.

Something like pus comes out when I pass urine.

I've put a bunch of examples up here.

I have pain toward the end of urination.

(Laughter)

And this is a great example of how we haven't learned that lesson at all.

This is actually the cause of type I diabetes, juvenile diabetes or auto immune diabetes, it has several names.

So I'm going to put the slide up now. It won't be up for long.

They're all severely sleep disordered... insomnia, narcolepsy, bedwetting.