And this is an X ray showing you the patent, functional blood vessel.

This guy's methodical, exacting... and worst of all, patient.

I have diabetes.

Our comedy act was called The 2 Fat Guys .

This is the reality of diabetes.

The second one, as you can imagine, if this up here is Type 1 , this down here is Type 2 diabetes.

My urine is pink.

I had blood in my urine.

There are words that we're truly afraid of.

The baby died, and she ended up with a fistula.

I gave her aspirin. I gave her medications to relieve the strain on her heart.

But they use their tails a lot, especially in rut.

My urine is a little red.

Following urination I feel as though I still have to go more.

It's a natural diuretic.

Have you performed a urinalysis?

I have a urinary problem.

I urinate very little.

I have difficulty urinating.

(Laughter)

This is what happened to the children of the Dutch Hunger Winter.

You will get diabetes

One of the other things about the camel's beautiful design is that its penis points backwards.

Albumin was found in my urine before.

I urinate a tremendous amount at a time.

My urine is clear.

My urine is cloudy.

Let's do a urine analysis.

My blood pressure won't drop.

I have pain when urinating.

It hurts when I urinate.

And although it's good to laugh before we look at this.

Now, diabetes is one of the big ones.

I had to put her in the hospital. Diabetes got real bad.

Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, diabetes, even some forms of cancer.

Because we all know that we should defy cancer and asterosclerosis and

That's what you're looking at here in the top image.

Think of it in terms of diabetes, for instance.

No kidding.

What I thought about was, what caused the diabetes?

You'll get diabetes, Mr. Kubota.

(HEAVY MEATAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

Jesus, get yourself some Flomax.

Please leave a urine sample in this cup.

World Diabetes Day is on the 14th November.