Silly devil! said the mariner, legs wide apart, elbows akimbo, watching the receding figure.

Sexy ass over there.

It's a hot back.

As I stood there warming my...

There is?

Obviously, Theodore's butt.

And a lonely ass.

Aside from his fine little cajun butt. Heeheehee!

You're so really offbeat 'dot ah'.

I have cramps.

Why was it in your hip?

Ohh! Oh, my ass!

In the days when I first knew him Bobbie Cardew was about the most pronounced young rotter inside the four mile radius.

Right over from the hips, brothers and sisters, please.

Yours is a fool's sacrifice, Michael.

It's a self portrait titled Wide Hips.

Not fair.

Such a nice ass.

That's a pretty big butt.

Wanna see my booty?

Thorns in my bum.

Call the police!

The trouble with you is you're a two buttock player.

Yes, we put sniff butt on queue.

It's a difficult choice, right?

He rubbed his eyes and felt his neck again. This beats ghosts, he said, and laughed stupidly.

I should have you arrested for treason.

She's the one who feeds me.

Chop, chop, mister.

I want to kick your fucking ass!

Someone had to clean up your mess.

Hey. My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

It deals with poo.

She's a metre across the hips, easily.

I prefer the word 'foolish'.

Nice job wearing the pants.

Keep your back straight

Hurry up and do it, if you don't you'll be punished!!

This is how it goes, putting your hip up

Remember that night on the beach in Ibiza?

How stupid you feign to be

Ridiculous Hobbit.

He's cleverer than I thought.

I let her go and she'll eat your ass!

Stop that, or I'll fix your wagon.