Has she been taught the error of her ways?

The penance for your sins is death.

I mean, really. You're preaching to the choir, Carl.

It's been three months since I've confessed.

Do you want to confess something, my son?

And there were no indulgences around that I could buy.

And yet not fall so light is vanity. Enter Juliet.

O friar, the damned use that word in hell Howlings attend it how hast thou the heart,

Oh yes, I said.

Sister Mary Kevin had been bandying it about my second grade class at school.

Mr. And Mrs. Lannigan, the sisters, all of you, there's a confession I want to make.

I wrote my guiltiness in my last letter to show my apology to you.

I've got nothing else to give except some frightened parishioners... in a confessional with a hunch.

I must say, so fervent was my love of the old Brooklyn Dodgers in those days that I had to confess in my first confession two sins that related to baseball.

This is the part of it that is perhaps most difficult, and in a sense this is a kind of confession for me.

I repent. Then I'll repent.

those are nice.

Pull 'em out.

It was so humiliating.

You feel bad?

You ladies want to sumo wrestle? I'm gonna die here.

Forced what? Attrition's when you regret your sins, but not because...

Now, even if I die,

Red? Boobs and beer!

It's really

It's catching up with you now, friend of mine.

Unbelievable!

That's really not fair.

Say you're sorry.

Our condolences.

(You will regret that)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Regret.

Just because a person is born as a male doesn't mean you're automatically a man.

Hey!

No regret!

None of this would have happened.

As a way of repenting.

Jonathan are you sure this is right for you?

Do you ever regret it?

I promise you won't regret it.

I got my tattoo when I was 29, and I regretted it instantly.

What is done cannot be undone.

You will yet regret it.

It's too late for regrets.