Bullshit.

Bullshit?

That's a farce.

Nonsense!

It's nothing. It's the usual crap.

There is a time for all things.

I find out this is bullshit, There will be consequences. Severe, careerEnding consequences.

Each door you go through is the same madness starting again!

(Laughter)

I'm sorry about all the theatrics,but,uh,

I want to show everyone the image of a perfect daughter in law.

You see, Africa makes a fool of our idea of justice.

That's it. This mindfuck is over.

Now these people need to be stopped, seriously now.

And tired too, of this farce we perform, you and I, for public consumption.

They're all common ones

Comedy is much closer to real life than drama.

So, you'll forgive me

Now The Daily Show with John Stewart is by far the most (Applause)

Goddamn it!

And that's fuckedup.

So two people who grew up in the Great Depression, there in the very, very early '80s took on a new kid.

Take a look at these charts.

I'd better find a different way of going about it.

I ll have to go back making family comedies.

No more nonsense!

And that's when I discovered comedy.

Flight or fight releases adrenalin, which throws our walls up sky high.

What's going on in this game? Seriously?

I do. The world's a goddamn mess.

Isn't it just a lot of fun?

To bring this travesty to a close because you know I'm innocent.

When you lost all that weight, you threw away everything.

FUCK GO TO GREEN

You,me just screw it all.

Oh, that's lovely. You're all mad.

I tried to kill myself,

Tea?

That's no good!

One tea. Right.

It just so happens that Stewart's brand of funny doesn't work unless the facts are true.

Surely such a travesty has never occurred.

They gave him marked money. He tipped me to it.

Do you wanna know it's

Not at all. Eric!