The news of the accident was a great shock to me.

I was shocked by yesterday's news.

A shocking turn of events.

One that none of us will ever forget.

Knocked my socks off.

The news had a great impact on us.

(Applause)

Just as I was starting to get used to my new life,

So hopefully that gives you a beginning sense of the scale of the solar system.

This has been a traumatic experience For all of us.

The newspapers won't even print what I have to say.

He was suspended from school for a week.

So, then, I began going to Google, my go to source for information.

A shocking discovery has been made here at lake Springfield.

Every little bump...

ADRlAN Do you think they can rebuild this place? SPEAKlNG JAPANESE

And then you wait for the opening shock for your parachute to open.

I saw a day that you would see, a day for you but not for me.

The awe was palpable.

They're so deucedly erratic!

Doctor, Miss Godfrey has made some startling accusations.

So the highest bar is what you're striving to beat.

As I mentioned, the knee stuff and these things, what is it that will punch you?

Brace for impact!

Portside 100 feet.

When the van hits the water.

It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe.

And you weren't under an emotional stress, were you?

So, a car accident.

And he died at the age of 45.

I remember the impact.

I know how it must sound.

It was like a complete dent in the road.

Shook us up a bit, but no damage.

One unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances, appear to be... dead excited to have with us here, a sensational charttopping... or ideological connection between those committing the atrocities, and perhaps, more alarmingly...

The news was about my company, so it struck close to home.

Can you quantify your openness?

Motty was under the surface.

Now a bump.

I'm now going to show you two video segments from the tsunami that also were shown on blogs.

. ..which you gentlemen appear to find so remarkable.

An animal,compulsive.

It's gonna hit them hard.

(Murmuring)

And we human beings are part of that creative evolutionary pulse that began 65 million years ago with the landing of an asteroid.