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Tourist attraction

Who's the tourist?

What tourist?

Tourism, spending on V merchandise.

It's a little booklet on how to have... fun in San Francisco. Oh, thank you!

Because of the tourist.

We're just tourists.

I'm a tourist, too.

The bus, the tour bus, second level.

That was the guy from the tourism bureau.

This is not the time for sightseeing, Tony.

Just checking the sights.

Sightseeing Tours.

Peter, what a bore in Atlanta? Job or wellbeing?

What brought on in Atlanta? Business or pleasure?

A plan?

Tourists have increased in number.

Is there a tour guide available?

Wow, it's swarming with tourists!

And here is full scale it's a tiny bone.

We are tourists, we separated from our group.

I was thinking of maybe checking out Rome, actually.

So what do we do?

Do you have a plan?

What place did you see?

He went to Hawaii to do some sightseeing.

Let's get this straight. This is not a weekend excursion.

The...flight...plan!

I'm not going any further. Fine.

Dit bonjour a Marie Planté.

Where is the tourist information office?

Are there any tours of the city?

His job is driving a sight seeing bus.

30 thousand tourists visit the site on a daily basis.

First stop.

The soil is extremely good. (Laughter)

We'd better be disguised as tourists.

It's just a Jupiter rise. Everyone takes that shot.

I have a plan.

Oh, yeah.

Would you give me some travel brochures from your country?

I want to get a sightseeing visa.

They set out on a sightseeing tour.

I have a tourist visa.