If you think about it, we didn't talk about how much to charge.

You will be paid a stable base salary plus commissions on sale.

But this is, of course, an optimistic scenario. Let's think of other scenarios.

Sell, sell, sell.

So I'll call that m, the function will be m, and it's a function of how many tickets he sells.

You know, he helps me sell the paintings and shit.

What do you sell?

Where is there a soft drink vending machine?

You know, the average grocery store today offers you 45,000 products.

What about the dealers filing suit against you?

Now all that's left to do is settle my fee.

All right, that's 40 times 42 minus distribution charges....

But this still works out, right? I'm still making more money.

This is the guy that invented it, Sir Clive Sinclair, and he's showing his machine.

It computes the cost of goods sold.

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And so because it's not actively managed, the argument would be that they don't do as much as managing fees.

So m, the amount of money collected, is a function of the number of tickets he sells.

Three percent of your commission from here on out.

My dad sells tractors.

Fee?

And then everyone quit on us. We have absolutely no distribution.

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And their value proposition, as even they realized later, was pretty unclear.

And the few people that are selling them, they're usually selling them when they are distressed in some way.

Our liquor license!

What's so awesome about a queensize futon sale?

This guy is a Bible salesman.

This is the PC guy over here.

Didn't you quit your job in sales?

If it turns out you're right, we could sell dealerships now, which sounds crazy.

He's selling tickets, and so he can't sell negative tickets.

How about that? Don't lay that on me. You are in charge of distribution.

Sold

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This is Henrik Pontén from the Anti Piracy Bureau.

And that's better than what you get out of treasury bonds.

So that's what sell side means.

October is inventory time.

Cell phone salesman.

He could also be a Bible salesman.

They sold his pelt for a lot of money.

By the way, the how many is a classic question, and the answer is it depends.

Really?