A needle in my dick?

You stuck needles into your skin.

He hurt his finger with a needle.

I think of Shakespeare's Shylock

Then comes the second sting.

And you'd make these chairs.

Did my pin get in the way of your ass?

They drained his penis with a needle the size of an ice pick. Twice.

Get away from me!

She jabs him with her stinger, and he goes as limp as a boned fish.

Just a drop of blood. A pinprick, that's all.

Did you put on some panties?

First I get hauled in by the cops. Then I gotta let a dude drain my johnson.

Constant dripping wears away a stone.

Ha Ni.

And you could stuff pins in them.

That awful buzzing sound at night around your ears that drives you absolutely crazy?

Needle?

they gave me a spinal tap.

Something which requires a spinal tap.

I built these little pincushions when I was 11 years old in Cubs, and we made these pin cushions for our moms for Mother's Day.

Anybody? All right.

And today in the bullets that struck me

A stitch in time saves nine.

So the water goes up. He turns it back down. Great.

And he says, Anything you notice? No.

Turn on the light. Needle, please.

Options?

The stinger.

The clock has two hands, an hour hand and a minute hand.

A woman told me there her mother used to tell her,

Excuse me while I go put my pants on.

The compass pointer always seeks north.

There's a wire.

Poison darts!

Lines.

Seamstresses?

I'm not wearing any underwear.

And that spinal tap, what did you want?

Cold Pricklies

Needles and pins?

Wait, what, what is that?

With no hands.

Grisha liked it on me.

I had no idea that dirty panties turned you on!