(Laughter)

So, yeah. (Applause)

I'm the one you should be watering if you want me to grow.

The young plants are potted during the winter.

The pixels are up on the display.

By Friday I'll need here two hundred pots.

I have this ongoing project called Botanicalls which actually enables houseplants to tap into human communication protocols.

She put new soil in the flower pot.

The flower pot crashed to the sidewalk.

It's a baby fern.

Our love fern!

It's our love fern.

Humans destroy them.

Take care of our love fern, honey.

Are you going to let us die?

And so this really shifts the human plant dynamic, because a single house plant can actually express its needs to thousands of people at the same time.

So, we conclude that some categories are easier than others. Motorbikes are probably the easiest.

What the hell's a love fern?

I'm taking this love fern with me.

They will lay their eggs in clear water, any pool, any puddle, any birdbath, any flower pot, anywhere there's clear water, they'll lay their eggs, and if that clear water is near freight, it's near a port, if it's anywhere near transport, those eggs will then get transported around the world.

Once they learn how to stay upright, they grew in size and shape.

So, you know, this plant will start to say, This is really hot, or there's a lot of, you know, I need water right now. (Laughter)

He's got St Vitus' Dance, that one, I tell you.

When I lifted a potted plant in my garden, there were swarms of little insects crawling underneath, and I instinctively let out a shriek.

Sowing seeds?

We plant trees.

Now, not all of us have meadows, or lawns that we can convert, and so you can always, of course, grow a meadow in a pot.

We've gone from the image of India as

Plants grow.

I planted poison oak. I installed alarms.

this 40 page agreement,

Hello, Satsuki. It's a school holiday, today.

The day I came downstairs the day the bowl was empty was the day your mother...

He formed the clay into a bowl.

I planted an apple tree in my yard.

The glass bowl broke into tiny fragments.

Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty forever

We said, so we'll put in a stent, but we're not going to put in a stent that we'd put in people.

They are able to distinguish kin and non kin.

Hey, listen, sorry about our inconvenient convergence here.

I had the gardener plant some trees.

I planted roses in the garden.

Tom planted some flowers in his yard.

I broke in and I planted an idea.

Who planted the tree?