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But the way we study the fundamental particles, as well as the forces by which they interact, involves creating them fleetingly, colliding protons in our accelerators and capturing a trace of them as they zoom off near light speed.

He says they have a Gravitsapa.

And a Gravitsapa costs half a Ktse! That's two thousand two hundred Chatls.

So lets buy a Gravitsapa!

Give us the Gravitsapa, OK?

This might sound like science fiction, but it's the daily life of particle accelerators.

Everybody is in a tizzy.

You all remember Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber?

We have a Gravitsapa.

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Pepelats interstellar ship Gravitsapa component of Pepelats motor

Firstly with cosmic rays, and then with particle accelerators, machines that smash together subatomic particles at great energies.

It was founded to build a 2 mile long linear accelerator.

Show us this Gravitsapa. If it's a brand name we'll take it.

Don't give them Ktse, bring the Gravitsapa here, and I'll look at it.

The Large Hadron Collider, a particle physics accelerator, that we'll be turning on later this year.

He wrote a paper on this.

Good boy. Now give the match back to Uef, and he will buy the Gravitsapa.

If there is a Gravitsapa on this Plyuk, we'll get it.

Skripach, my kleptomaniac, you've stolen a Gravitsapa!

I am the director of the National Linear Accelerator Project.

So we took it to the Stanford Synchrotron Radiation Laboratory in California, which is a particle accelerator.

V.L.A. in New Mexico, Particle Collider at C.E.R.N.,

I hope they're right. (Laughter)

Spencer Gessner We're standing in the klystron gallery, formerly the longest building in the world. Richard Mount

We're looking at one of the racks that contains the ATLAS proof buster at SLAC.

They'll give us a Gravitsapa, and we'll organize some mutually profitable trade

Listen, do you know anyone with a Gravitsapa and a Pepelats?

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As Dr Myhill indicated, our speciality is protondriven plasmaWakefield acceleration.

What ever happened to the Small Hadron Collider?

This has a distinction of being the newest nuclear reactor in the United States. This came online in 1996.

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Most physicists say that the accelerators we have now are not really powerful enough to create black holes and strangelets that we need to worry about, and they're probably right.

And we keep doing that, and build more powerful machines, accelerators for particles.

So symmetry is a language which can help to communicate genetic information.

What we do is we accelerate protons so, hydrogen nuclei around 99.999999 percent the speed of light.

So it measures acceleration, angular acceleration

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