And we put down those little floor tiles, and then I went onto eBay and bought 150 pounds of Lego (Laughter) which is insane.

Russian nuclear launch key

What do you do for a living?

(Laughter)

The stock market is a real time market.

But right after that, Pierre in '96, Pierre and I left our full time jobs to build eBay as a company.

And if you're wondering how much 16K is, this eBay logo here is 16K.

There are the workers as a customer segment and there are recruiters.

So as some of you may or may not have heard, a couple weeks ago, I took out an ad on eBay.

(Laughter)

I work from the back office, so it kept him out of my hair all summer.

'N I thought 'God what's the chance it's twice like that?'

He said, Well, that's the electronic commerce network.

I for instance in this shoot I used two background systems which were really really cheap from ebay.

(Laughter)

Now, here's the most recent progression of Falcons.

From the mighty eBay, the grandfather of exchange marketplaces, to car sharing companies such as GoGet, where you pay a monthly fee to rent cars by the hour, to social lending platforms such as Zopa, that will take anyone in this audience with 100 dollars to lend, and match them with a borrower anywhere in the world, we're sharing and collaborating again in ways that I believe are more hip than hippie.

You want to know how obsessed I am.

And that being said, through honesty and transparency, my entire talk, Embrace Transparency, has been brought to you by my good friends at EMC, who for 7,100 bought the naming rights on eBay.

I grabbed all the reference, and I found this lovely piece of reference.

For instance you can get the rod from Manfroto which is excellent because it doesn't bend.

I'd bought a replica, a really crappy replica, of the Maltese Falcon on eBay, and had downloaded enough pictures to actually have some reasonable reference.

They found clever ways to trade items and to sell their accounts to each other so that they could make money while they were playing their games.

So, Eric Johanson, who built the device, actually, with parts from eBay and Pablos Holman over here, he's got mosquitoes in the tank.

Now, later that evening, the two self confessed tech geeks starting talking about how cool it would be if some kind of eBay for errands existed.

I've actually been waiting by the phone for a call from TED for years.

The company went public two years later and is today one of the best known companies in the world.

I didn't know eBay from that jar of water sitting on that piano, but I had the presence of mind to go back and talk to one of the techie kids at my center.

Outdoor clothier Patagonia encouraged prospective buyers to check out eBay for its used products and to resole their shoes before purchasing new ones.

And we'll just keep adding them, dot, dot, dot, to a bunch of numbers, to big N minus 1 plus big N, right?

You have to do it. Hurry.

But... but...

Brands like Nike are doing it.

But I've run out of time and I don't want this video to get rejected.

Click on this side to pull it out and click to finish.

But when He broke bread, then we knew Him.

let's find a way to break them down with bacteria.

It didn't have to be the number 5.

And here is a bamboo building all of them are bamboo.

This is the Laplace transform of e to the and what's a? a is what we shifted by.

You know, all those hip, jazzy, supercool, neat, keen and groovy cats.

Who knew about extension managers?

I say, Try saying that to her.

You didn't notice it?

We have 2 right, right over here, this is 2 kilograms, I'll do that in purple color,so this is a 2, this is a 2, this is a 2.