This lady is the daughter of the mad, bad and dangerous to know Lord Byron, and her mother, being a bit worried that she might have inherited some of Lord Byron's madness and badness, thought, I know the solution

There is a mathematical equation you can write down that sort of penalizes you for not having smooth columns and then we can try a bunch of different layouts which words I put on which lines and just memorize their badness values, how ugly they would look to the human eye.