Nut.

Lady who sucks? is that it?

That's okay.

Advanced... dork.

History buff?

You're a techie?

They only sell them on their website.

Talk to them and make it easy for them to tell their friends.

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The thing about computers is, I love computers.

You should be nice to nerds. In fact, I'd go so far as to say, if you don't already have a nerd in your life, you should get one. I'm just saying.

Now she'll never try anything new. She'll sit in her room, never come out, play on her computer.

And at a certain point, you look around, you're like, Whoa, this is a really nerdy crowd.

Tom is a language geek.

Tom is a language nerd.

Let's gut the friggin' nerd.

Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Microsoft America, Apple America, Coke America,

Well, he is just the usual otaku.

But that's kind of what we do for a living, so we can always add that stuff in later once this thing ends up on its feet.

I am not a nerd.

(Laughter)

It's a continuum of traits.

My son's a big technonerd.

But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd.

(Laughter)

So she was making a politically rational decision.

That sounds even nerdier,

Yes. I am a nerd.

I liked that politeness.

Every single person that we talked about today, whether they were a 26 year old preacher, or two 17 year old nerds, or little girl who had cancer, every single one of them had moments where they doubted themselves,

Don't you get that? I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at AEPi!

The king of geeks, huh?

What could they work on for an hour? Nerds, they won't be hurried.

No it's not. KickAss is just some geek!

I can tap into thousands of people's minds.

So you haven't talked to anybody today other than, you know, Captain Nerd there.

And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.

So, what the research actually says

Any programmer can write a piece of software and tap into the minds of thousands of people.

All you have to do is be a geek.

Take a look at this one.

Another way of putting it is you're not going to see anything that's powered by Vulcan technology, or teenage wizard hormones or anything like that.

And I left the room and said, No way.

Maybe we oughta ask some nerds what this thing really does. laughter