Suppose that two American friends are traveling together in Italy.

This is Mademoiselle Davide. She is our French teacher.

Jesus!

Yes... Inaudible That's not bad, surprisingly recent,

We celebrate the rebirth of Israel.

For unto you is born this day, in the city of David, a savior which is Christ the Lord.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a savior, which is Christ the Lord.

And here's the only picture of Leonardo that's widely accepted.

There's a play on words here, you see? David was standing on a mountain, calling.

Lock your shields. Stay as one.

His shield is heavy.

Look on both sides of the shield.

But your shield?

Myron stark versus rupert chandler. A classic david versus goliath.

Conflicting Shortcuts

Discrepant data

Raise your shield. Sire?

A question about tomorrow

Someone is behind her.

They do lots of inconsistent things.

On the left, draw your shields!

So far, what he says fits.

Contradictory.

Contradictory.

Everything's a contradiction.

Just the part about the contradictions.

Their armour is thick and their shields broad.

You shall be Meriadoc, esquire of Rohan.

He isn't consistent with himself.

And so there you have it.

Destroyed. Don't make any sense.

Samurai are paradoxical.

On these shields, boys!

His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance.

Specified sizes are inconsistent!

Those are juxtaposed very nicely together.

But ultimately, what is a story? It's a contradiction.

Wiith your left hand you would use me as a shield against Mordor.

It's a bundle of contradictions.

It's equivalent to figuring out if this sentence is false is true or false.

His actions always contradicted his word.

Dates are inconsistent!

It has volcanoes on it.

He didn't hate me for stalking him... any more than I hated him for trying to charge me.

With a bloodied golf club found at the scene.