Moustache...

And a mustache. And a beard.

Our ribbon is a hairy ribbon. (Laughter)

Tom grew a mustache.

Tom grew a moustache.

Ladies and gentlemen, and more importantly,

He grows a mustache.

He shaved his mustache off.

Your mom would be so proud.

Every day this morning, I wake up and go, my life is about a mustache.

A waxed moustache and a beaver coat A pony cart and a billy goat

(Laughter)

Then in early 2007, a really interesting thing happened.

And it's like, everything single person, every single Mo Bro and Mo Sista that participates in Movember is our celebrity ambassador, and that is so, so important and fundamental to our success.

(Laughter)

Then one more beer and it was, whatever happened to the mustache?

Handle

So then there was a lot more beers, and then the day ended with a challenge to bring the mustache back.

Hrmm, mumbled Professor Takeda as he twisted his moustache.

Pepper burned his mouth.

They can't say that.

Hold the wheel, will you.

And you think of him as nursing you.

Give me some.

Me, is greater.

Though tears fall like rain... Take the wheel.

Get d... get out!

Stupid wheel.

He wears three piece suits and he has a very, very small, important mustache and he is domineering and narcissistic and driven and has an extraordinary ego and he works 16 hour days and he has very strong feelings about alternating current and he feels like a suntan is a sign of moral weakness and he drinks lots of coffee and he does his best work sitting in his mother's kitchen in Zurich for hours in complete silence with nothing but a slide rule.

I used to try and convince myself... that you were married to someone fat with a mustache.

I widen port.

As an example, let's take a beautiful, old, mechanical grandfather clock.

Brace these handlebars behind your knees.

Here, Gromit. Take the wheel.

Grab the wheel.

Grab the wheel. Oh, shit!

Yes, sir. Is there something wrong?

Let me tell you what you're going to hear from the Secretariat people.

Cover the windows, doors, fire escape, every goddamn point of exit.

You wouldn't.

Blood on the door handle and the steering wheel.

On the... on the column.

So first of all, let's just...

And a thick beard,like a sikh.

What, you don't like the scruff?