Moustache...

And a mustache. And a beard.

Our ribbon is a hairy ribbon. (Laughter)

Tom grew a mustache.

Tom grew a moustache.

Ladies and gentlemen, and more importantly,

He grows a mustache.

He shaved his mustache off.

Your mom would be so proud.

Every day this morning, I wake up and go, my life is about a mustache.

A waxed moustache and a beaver coat A pony cart and a billy goat

(Laughter)

Then in early 2007, a really interesting thing happened.

And it's like, everything single person, every single Mo Bro and Mo Sista that participates in Movember is our celebrity ambassador, and that is so, so important and fundamental to our success.

(Laughter)

Then one more beer and it was, whatever happened to the mustache?

So then there was a lot more beers, and then the day ended with a challenge to bring the mustache back.

Hrmm, mumbled Professor Takeda as he twisted his moustache.

Pepper burned his mouth.

They can't say that.

And you think of him as nursing you.

Give me some.

Me, is greater.

He wears three piece suits and he has a very, very small, important mustache and he is domineering and narcissistic and driven and has an extraordinary ego and he works 16 hour days and he has very strong feelings about alternating current and he feels like a suntan is a sign of moral weakness and he drinks lots of coffee and he does his best work sitting in his mother's kitchen in Zurich for hours in complete silence with nothing but a slide rule.

I used to try and convince myself... that you were married to someone fat with a mustache.

I widen port.

Yes, sir. Is there something wrong?

Let me tell you what you're going to hear from the Secretariat people.

Cover the windows, doors, fire escape, every goddamn point of exit.

You wouldn't.

So first of all, let's just...

And a thick beard,like a sikh.

What, you don't like the scruff?

The lion ate the rabbit in one bite.

I have bad breath.

Don't trust anyone.

And that makes Movember now the biggest funder of prostate cancer research and support programs in the world.

We have to block off the way in.

Few words show men wise.

My God, she has really bad breath.

And I said, What's your Movember story?

Did you shave yesterday?

It's got a light organ under its eye.

Don't tell on me.

The beard's gone!