She majors in child psychology.

Child psychologist. family therapist.

This is a treadmill.

That's child abuse!

Right from loneliness to filling potholes in the street to alcoholism, and 32 children who stopped 16 child marriages in Rajasthan.

Remember the children's house?

Me! I am!

(Applause)

There's only Bieke Cuypers... on the child prostitution side.

Yuji, hung it up.

And so we're bringing them back in a contemporary story for children.

I saw my mom putting presents in the socks.

(Laughter) (Applause)

(FineBros) And what do you think of the guy that blackmailed her?

Is it to do with children?

They got child pornography laws in this state, you know.

I never thought I'd have to understand things like child psychology, infant development.

( tires screech )

All right, class is starting.

Do you know why?

Look, I could have called the police ...and I could have called child welfare.

No, but there is a body called the Protection of Children...

I'm with the department of child and family services.

Who's going to the festival?

I'm going to go with my mom and dad.

Developmentally, these two conditions develop in exactly the same way.

Yeah, Yuji put it there!

If she's not here in five minutes we'll call the police Child protective Unit.

It is founded on materialism, and that is why it is in no way bound to moral values.

You lost..

I'm the Director of Nutrition Services for the Berkeley Unified School District.

One of the keys to understanding child nutrition is understanding what happens to the food our children eat once it's entered their mouths.

We have a lot of children's books in the library.

Wool sticks on Velcro.

But it is no longer a laughing matter.

Please let me know if you're ever in New York City.

What's that? Nothing happened.

Just two weeks ago, a bill introduced by Senator Kefalas that would have required athletes, kids under 18, to wear a helmet when they're riding their bike, died in committee.

Christian literalist... a psychologist.

That publisher specialises in children's books.

I went to Turin in May.

But anonymity basically allows people to say anything, all the rules gone.

But not so fast.

You get books out of the machines, children's books.

We could call it the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good.