Fools the polygraph, everytime.

The party tickets go for ten dollars and upward.

Do you sell advance tickets here?

Where is the ticket selling window?

I had to break a machine open.

Go to the ticketing machine. Use the credit card to get your tickets.

Your LED device is lowcost, highly effective, but it is corporate property.

It was my first job with the Newark Evening News.

The American big credit rating agencies,

That's strange.

...even UBahn tickets.

I probably would have let it go, only it was my last quarter for the Coke machine.

1963, James Edward Kilkelly is convicted of stealing a vending machine.

I have two tickets to the Yomiuri Giants Chunichi Dragons night game. Want to go?

The vending machines are over there.

Those were bills of sale from equipment your mother sold.

You know, the Butterfingers in the vending machine rock.

You've been poking around my life?

It's a passport.

Savings bonds.

They write these research reports because they want to go to institutional investors or people who have their brokerage accounts with these banks, and essentially sell them stock.

This vending machine is out of order.

This vending machine isn't working.

(Laughter)

So there's no way for him to invest in this security and to get better returns.

Annual rate of security

Aw, dinner for two at the Olive Garden.

They're savings bonds.

Ticket stubs.

This vending machine takes only hundred yen coins.

Where is there a soft drink vending machine?

So don't cry anymore, okay?

It's out of stock, but I can give you a rain check.

It seems the government's looking for Harry.

You can send away for all this stuff here.

Somebody already sent for it.

The IRS and the SEC and I don't know who else were investigating him for fraud.

This vending machine won't accept 500 yen coins.

I thought maybe I'd get somebody something.

So a security in the equity world is a stock.

Once you have all of that put together, there's not one reason why you couldn't actually have a marketplace for all of that, where you cannot dispose of all of those bonds in a pretty quick way.

So the person who constructed this whole collateralized debt obligations and who sold these tranches to the public markets, and this process by the way is called securitization, because you're creating securities out of these assets that you sell to everyone, maybe the Chinese, or whoever, sovereign wealth funds.

And they way they get this into circulation is that they'll take these four dollars and they'll go buy securities in the open market, normally very safe and very liquid securities

And when all this became clear to me,

I dropped the projects and the concepts, and the themes and the series and the subjects