Desk job. I was an accountant.

Look I'm an accountant, just an accountant.

Assassin?

Now either one of these is legititmate ways of accounting but its good to know the difference

It's just I'm so close on this accountant thing I think I should probably... stay in and follow it through. Oh, absolutely!

I am accountant.

He has a brother Matthew, an accountant.

Matthew is an accountant.

(Laughter)

Have you got an accountant?

I'm not a Chartered Accountant!

Well, how's someone go from being an accountant to being a vampire?

I'm income service representative, I'm an account manager... and... and..

So it actually computes what we need it to compute.

I was misled by the accountants.

The book value of the assets, or what the accountants within the company are saying the assets are worth.

And you take out the liabilities, this is what the assets are worth according to the accountants.

Tell it to my accountant.

Hello, is the accountant there, please?

This can be done.

Dr. Price?

He has the capacity to become an accountant.

I couldn't find a teacher.

Alright?

You're the one that's gone from being a Chartered Accountant to Charlton Heston!

This is the color of an accountant's soul. A love rejected.

Bean counters didn't think a soldier's life was worth 300 grand.

A bookkeeper computes all the company's income and expenses each week.

Thank you.

Now where would you go if you were an accountant... who had just stolen 15 million dollars?

No suspicion may be attached to the accountant.

Great on you, but great is your accountant. Very nice!

The small number of simple principles were very, very simple.

The accountant would not concede the mistake.

You have 3 billion in liabilities.

Do you have any idea what that school is costing me?

We're gonna need a new architect.

And Bruce is our accountant.

Right now we teach our kids to go after really good jobs, you know, and the school system teaches them to go after things like being a doctor and being a lawyer and being an accountant and a dentist and a teacher and a pilot.

And they're starting to dominate lots of professions doctors, lawyers, bankers, accountants.

Let's say there's very little labor at my factory.

And when I say book value, that's just a fancy way of saying this is what our accountants say that we paid for the stuff.

So let's see, I got gross profit just from selling the cupcakes a million.

Besides tracking down the accountant that's blown... all of my client's money on the Champs Elysées?

We know how much it takes to build our product.