(Applause)

The pupils burst out laughing.

She majors in child psychology.

Do you know why?

Child psychologist. family therapist.

They are both school children.

But here is a poem from Yeats. I'll just read you the last two lines.

Who's going to the festival?

You read the papers all the time about kids no older than my Jimmy.

I saw my mom putting presents in the socks.

This is a treadmill.

That publisher specialises in children's books.

You're Shuichi?

Then you have children for whom English is a second language, or whatever they're being taught in is a second language.

We could call it the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

That's child abuse!

The best swimmers are oftenest drowned.

No, it's a rhyme.

Remember the children's house?

Aoga receives an honourable mention at the Kodansha Award for New Writers of Children s Literature.

Without much further ado, I give you the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

He is a naughty boy.

Tom is still a virgin.

Me! I am!

Needless to say, I'm still a virgin.

You're a virgin.

Every child in the school took to the new teacher.

A fish out of water.

You lost..

What was that nursery rhyme all about?

Dream master. I think I remember the rhyme.

There's only Bieke Cuypers... on the child prostitution side.

Yuji, hung it up.

We're gonna get your cherry popped.

And the doctor of flies very quickly determined that there was one fly that carried the bug.

(Laughter) (Applause)

(FineBros) And what do you think of the guy that blackmailed her?

Where did you learn that rhyme?

Is it to do with children?

They got child pornography laws in this state, you know.

Maybe in the airplane, we can overcome jet lag like that.

The tantrum will become what childhood psychologists call a functional behavior, since the child has learned that he can get parental attention out of it.

He truly is a prodigy.

Ten little Indians! It's like the nursery rhyme.

It doesn't fit in your nursery rhyme.