What was that nursery rhyme all about?

But Crom Cruach's only a story for children.

He wrote this fairy tale by himself.

The Brothers Grimm collected fairy tales all over Germany.

But he read books in every spare moment he could find.

You read the papers all the time about kids no older than my Jimmy.

In Aesop's Fables is a story called Sour Grapes .

I saw my mom putting presents in the socks.

He gave us an answer of why the elephant's nose is long .

This is a treadmill.

That's child abuse!

Did you write this fairy tale by yourself?

And so I want to close with a little song.

The best swimmers are oftenest drowned.

No, it's a rhyme.

Remember the children's house?

This fairy tale is easy enough for a seven year old child to read.

He is a naughty boy.

Tom is still a virgin.

Me! I am!

Needless to say, I'm still a virgin.

You're a virgin.

Some fairy tales have happy endings. Some don't.

Without much further ado, I give you the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

A fish out of water.

(Applause)

You lost..

Dream master. I think I remember the rhyme.

There's only Bieke Cuypers... on the child prostitution side.

Yuji, hung it up.

We're gonna get your cherry popped.

(Laughter) (Applause)

(FineBros) And what do you think of the guy that blackmailed her?

Where did you learn that rhyme?

Is it to do with children?

They got child pornography laws in this state, you know.

The pupils burst out laughing.

She majors in child psychology.

He truly is a prodigy.

Do you know why?

Ten little Indians! It's like the nursery rhyme.

It doesn't fit in your nursery rhyme.

Child psychologist. family therapist.

Look, I could have called the police ...and I could have called child welfare.

No, but there is a body called the Protection of Children...