It's pictures.

Right.

I'm a publicist.

But that being said, it's a very good media opportunity.

Now let's talk it up.

Hold that tiger

It's a puff kind of a promo film...

Neither do I. No, your press agent does it.

You don't think it really looks like that, do you?

Publicity! Are you a fucking moron?

I fit perfectly!

It was for publicity, understand?

What are you, a commercial? click.

Err... are you dressed like this for the promotion of the film?

Maybe I can help you with your publicity.

No one's quite listening hard enough, but I very much believe it's true.

So, baby, really, it was just publicity? Yeah, girl.

Don't swallow that slick propaganda.

Kashulin.

My fellow flacks and spin doctors.

That's the official Flights of Fancy balloon. How about a poodle?

They were still a mistrusted lot.

Front view, right side, left side.

An invasion?

20 billion dollars a year. 10,000 ads most kids see.

What's the cost of your channel? What's the margin, the channel needs?

It's advertising. You're not supposed to believe it.

That is the official promotional poster for the Kramnik Deep Fritz match.

It seems to me an establishment such as this could go for overhaul in the advertising spokesman game.

Are all these cases meningitis? Yes. Has it been declared an epidemic?

Rice Pops. It's a product I work on at the agency.

Was that on the back of a beer mat?

He is intent on advertising himself.

That means that millions of people will be listening

It's actually available on the market.

Pretty elegant. Nothing like a crash to end a joke. That completes my oeuvre.

I shall sing of your dastardly deed.

I use it for footwear sometimes.

And if we tell the consumer brands,

And we actually do that in another video.

We're going up north to put the word in the streets.

The goods are advertised on TV.

We'll be using it in the opening of the film.

It's got to be a pitch. Yeah, but for what?

There's no need to advertise a good sake.