The National Institute on Aging actually gave us a questionnaire to give these centenarians.

No. Someone doing a search or something.

So I'm gonna assume everyone has a Smart Phone.

What time of life had they started school?

Deception, it's a fundamental part of life.

Our company is a small but elect venture business that assists in entry and totalling of questionnaires.

Every year we also talk about the survey.

The questionnaire form was distributed properly.

So the outcome of my academic research,

Did they find multiple ways to explain an idea?

And so the rest of the site was a public space.

The questionnaires were distributed at random.

What do you have to do with problems of self control?

There's an interesting poll that came out recently under NAS

But it's not irrelevant.

Yeah. I saw Hal last night.

And so as we surveyed the, if you will, representatives from various tribal councils that met, also known as Super Bowl parties, we sent the following email off to 40 newspaper editors the following day.

So as I'm walking off the stage,

So see you again, here, next week.

They've paid good money, they're expecting theater, what we call theater.

Manage multiple choice questionnaires, with automatic marking from papers' scans

You can order a kit. You can test your own DNA.

A legitimate question is what comes next?

OK! Stop! Pick up a survey.

In some of their polls, I'm more popular than their president!

JOHNNY ( over radio ) Everybody is wondering who the mysterious medical man can be.

(Laughter)

I mean, could I take any messages, in case he calls?

Ladies and gentlemen.

That's what I'm talking about! Thanks for coming.

As it gets warmer, exhibitors and participants would say,

The doctor... is in.

Seventh place.

There's 1 world where everyone shows up, 1 world where no one shows up, 3 worlds with just 1 person, and 3 worlds with 2 people each, for a total of 8.

We didn't actually fix the problem.

Every morning, they fly 150 miles into the farm.

I don't feel like filling out this questionnaire. There are too many items.

It's a fundamental part of life.

In any event, here's former Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld.

What if someone never touches the code?

What if someone's a developer?

Youth and progress.

Survey after survey, from Pew Research to the Annenberg Center for Public Policy, has found that Daily Show viewers are better informed about current events than the viewers of all major network and cable news shows.

There were markets in Africa before the colonialists stepped foot on the continent.

And in fact, we got just the answer we wanted.