Syringe

Phone.

Take off!

I'm afraid we can't let you do that.

I need you to take the syringe.

Gimme the syringe!

What, Dan, what?

It's not just in the poor world that poop can save lives.

Nurse, we need more needles!

Whatever killed those people on that plane got onboard through his insulin pen.

I just need a syringe.

Would you like to see it? I brought some with me.

Load a vial into each syringe and inject yourselves.

Malaria, as we all know, kills approximately one million people a year.

Major Ryder?

What mistake?

No, he's not dead. Gimme... Gimme the syringe.

(Applause)

Would you be a lamb and get me that syringe?

But I don't have much time and I don't watch that many movies.

And over the course of half an hour, not one syringe was filmed being unwrapped.

And they squirt the water into their mouths.

She poured water into the basin.

I was calm until I saw the syringe!

I was calm until I saw the syringe.

(Laughter)

As a homework assignment, think of 10 ways to get around it.

Shots.

And if you want the ultimate in placebo, you've go to the needle.

What, like the angel of death? After she gave her the shot,

And you'll see, just now, a nurse coming back to the tray, which is their sort of modular station, and dropping the syringe she's just used back in the tray for it to be picked up and used again.

Now, carrying this thing around is complicated.

Major Ryder will explain. We haven't got time. Break out those syringes.

I, uh I'm a diabetic.

I was going to show you my invention, which I came up with.

No, not an injection.

Is that the vitamin shot?

A vitamin shot.

Subcutaneous injection marks.

Not part of the plan. Trinette inject me with some crazy spy poison?

And she put in the world's first national needle exchange program, and other countries followed suit

You know what you're saying?

People who inject drugs are one of those groups I mentioned.

The ones that weren't that lucid or were not that well coordinated,

Before or after the injection?