Syringe

Phone.

Take off!

I'm afraid we can't let you do that.

I need you to take the syringe.

Gimme the syringe!

Nurse, we need more needles!

Whatever killed those people on that plane got onboard through his insulin pen.

I just need a syringe.

What, Dan, what?

It's not just in the poor world that poop can save lives.

Load a vial into each syringe and inject yourselves.

Would you like to see it? I brought some with me.

Major Ryder?

Malaria, as we all know, kills approximately one million people a year.

No, he's not dead. Gimme... Gimme the syringe.

What mistake?

Would you be a lamb and get me that syringe?

(Applause)

And over the course of half an hour, not one syringe was filmed being unwrapped.

I was calm until I saw the syringe!

I was calm until I saw the syringe.

(Laughter)

As a homework assignment, think of 10 ways to get around it.

Shots.

And they squirt the water into their mouths.

And if you want the ultimate in placebo, you've go to the needle.

Now, carrying this thing around is complicated.

Major Ryder will explain. We haven't got time. Break out those syringes.

No, not an injection.

What, like the angel of death? After she gave her the shot,

Is that the vitamin shot?

A vitamin shot.

And you'll see, just now, a nurse coming back to the tray, which is their sort of modular station, and dropping the syringe she's just used back in the tray for it to be picked up and used again.

I, uh I'm a diabetic.

You know what you're saying?

I was going to show you my invention, which I came up with.

Give him a shot, quickly!

On the arm.

Are you on the pipe or the needle?

Botox injection.

Flamethrower. Kill it!

And she put in the world's first national needle exchange program, and other countries followed suit

Put the needle down.

He was injected without knowing it.