Go ahead. Laugh at my methods

We do if something's funny, sir.

Ridge National Lab. What am I doing? I'm in a basement somewhere.

I'm just teasing.

They're doing their thing, but the Air Force wants to build a nuclear powered bomber. Does that just sound crazy?

T shirt isn't really getting to the nub of the issue.

Have sex again.

How often do you think I have that day?

I've got no mates or interests left.

So I joined a gym.

And I thought, maybe I can be a reporter and doctor gynecologist.

This casino paid 28,500 on eBay for the cheese sandwich.

But who does it really look like? The Virgin Mary?

I guess you can only have one miracle per building.

So is it really a miracle of Mary, or is it a miracle of Marge?

Anybody can do it, turns out.

(Music ends) Couldn't you just listen to that all day?

(Music with lyrics) (Music ends) (Laughter) (Applause)

You can't miss it when I tell you what's there.

At least she got it close. In America it'd be, We're 6,000 light years from the edge.

Sometimes we spread out.

Oh and here comes the prime minister no.

Sadly, I will not be dancing to my rendition of 'Single Ladies' tonight.

And I call this tool the TEDPad.

So feel free to think of this as Sarah University.

Hi sweetheart. Okay.

But anyway.

Isn't that adorable?

Anyway.

Thank you very much.

I try anyway.

She said she is in love in love with a nice Chinese girl.

Thank you. Xie xie.

Juan Enriquez So some of the stuff is a little dense.

China will become the world's largest English speaking country.

Carne, you have to be very clever to be a diplomat.

Natasha Later, I'll do that later.

And sorry about that, but this is what turns me on.

Hallelujah, Johnny's talking!

My dad said, Why didn't you do that when you were 16?

I said I'd be there in about two years.

And as I walked off a little bit, they'd say, Yeah, and shut up, too.

Step back, give your mother a break, okay.

And I realized then I had to go to design school.

I mean, look at those graphics there.