I'm going to work on this one. (Laughter) And I'm going to do this one.

Let's take a look at the history

So, it has to end with this (Laughter) gratuitous violence.

Yes, you'll laugh and laugh and laugh.

He laughs best who laughs last.

We were three writers, one from the Philippines, one Turkish and one Indonesian

Go ahead. Laugh at my methods

I have special milk and water for dinner.

baby, we made a goodlooking kid.

Go ahead. Have a laugh.

The second story, also to illustrate another concept, is called shifting waistline.

We do if something's funny, sir.

Ridge National Lab. What am I doing? I'm in a basement somewhere.

I'm just teasing.

They're doing their thing, but the Air Force wants to build a nuclear powered bomber. Does that just sound crazy?

T shirt isn't really getting to the nub of the issue.

Have sex again.

How often do you think I have that day?

I've got no mates or interests left.

So I joined a gym.

And I thought, maybe I can be a reporter and doctor gynecologist.

This casino paid 28,500 on eBay for the cheese sandwich.

But who does it really look like? The Virgin Mary?

I guess you can only have one miracle per building.

So is it really a miracle of Mary, or is it a miracle of Marge?

Anybody can do it, turns out.

(Music ends) Couldn't you just listen to that all day?

(Music with lyrics) (Music ends) (Laughter) (Applause)

You can't miss it when I tell you what's there.

At least she got it close. In America it'd be, We're 6,000 light years from the edge.

Sometimes we spread out.

Oh and here comes the prime minister no.

Sadly, I will not be dancing to my rendition of 'Single Ladies' tonight.

And I call this tool the TEDPad.

So feel free to think of this as Sarah University.

Hi sweetheart. Okay.

But anyway.

Isn't that adorable?

Anyway.

Thank you very much.

I try anyway.

She said she is in love in love with a nice Chinese girl.

Thank you. Xie xie.

Juan Enriquez So some of the stuff is a little dense.

China will become the world's largest English speaking country.