It's a puff kind of a promo film...

This is a story of resistance to stop the flows of radiation. I am here to promote my film END ClV, which proposes that all of this technological prowess, the things that Japanese society view as proof of their success, should be dismantled, to save what is left of nature on the planet.

He is intent on advertising himself.

It's pictures.

Right.

I'm a publicist.

And if we tell the consumer brands,

Now let's talk it up.

Hold that tiger

Neither do I. No, your press agent does it.

You don't think it really looks like that, do you?

Publicity! Are you a fucking moron?

I fit perfectly!

I'll tell him myself, thank you.

But that being said, it's a very good media opportunity.

That's the official Flights of Fancy balloon. How about a poodle?

It was for publicity, understand?

What are you, a commercial? click.

Maybe I can help you with your publicity.

No one's quite listening hard enough, but I very much believe it's true.

That means that millions of people will be listening

It's actually available on the market.

Err... are you dressed like this for the promotion of the film?

When it comes to being what you say you are, the easiest mistake that companies make is that they advertise things that they are not.

We've obtained a propaganda video made by the Taliban.

Don't swallow that slick propaganda.

And we actually do that in another video.

Kashulin.

We're going up north to put the word in the streets.

My fellow flacks and spin doctors.

There's no need to advertise a good sake.

Front view, right side, left side.

An invasion?

They were still a mistrusted lot.

20 billion dollars a year. 10,000 ads most kids see.

What's the cost of your channel? What's the margin, the channel needs?

It's advertising. You're not supposed to believe it.

So, baby, really, it was just publicity? Yeah, girl.

You did what every flack only dreams about doing!

'Cause they pay me every time I do.

That is the official promotional poster for the Kramnik Deep Fritz match.

It seems to me an establishment such as this could go for overhaul in the advertising spokesman game.

Stop sweet talking him!

This is how they were advertising themselves a decade ago on the Net.

They advertised a new car on TV.