You're uncertain about what the market will be willing to value it at a year later.

We guarantee our products for one year.

Guaranteed to work perfectly for a thousand years.

let's see those zeros cancel out, this zero cancels out, they're getting, over the life of the policy, 1 dollar in premiums for every 100 dollars in insurance.

Certification

And while, today, we can practically guarantee that yesterday's packaging is going to be here in 10,000 years, what I want to guarantee is that in 10,000 years, our descendants, our children's children, will be living happily and in harmony with a healthy Earth.

One of his deputies, Henry Braden, swore to that.

and also allow her, during your life, 1 00 pounds per annum.

You're not even going to remember any of this in 5 years. I swear.

Just because you made the team last year does not guarantee you a spot this year Is that clear?

I guarantee it.

Guarantee? What guarantee?

Guaranfuckingteed.

goddamn guarantee that.

A deposit.

Guaranteed...

There is a one year guarantee on this toaster.

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...and your life will be spared.

I want guarantee.

I guarantee it.

She's gonna love it.

Promised, have you?

The boy would be under my protection. I'll personally guarantee his safety.

I will endorse it.

And you end up with a mortgage backed security.

And over a year I make 2 interest.

I'm talking about surviving.

What kind of assurances?

I was the recipient of a large settlement.

Trust Certifications Made by This Certificate...

So all of the sudden, these bonds, because they're being insured by this entity that is AA, which Moody's has determined is AA, these bonds are now good enough for my pension fund to hold.

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This looks bad.

You said there was a 90day guarantee.

You personally vouch for this guy?

I don't have any answers.

I'll take care of the deposit.

He's got an airtight alibi, the US government.

Evidence locker,McGee.

Maybe I can work in some witness protection.

I have a whole video on mortgage backed securities.

The manufacturer guaranteed the new machine for 5 years.

His blood type is B.