We guarantee our products for one year.

Look at my driver's license. Expires 1987.

Guaranteed to work perfectly for a thousand years.

Oh, 25.

Certification

and also allow her, during your life, 1 00 pounds per annum.

Now it's 2011.

Now, here's another little secret I'm going to tell you about

It's been 25 years.

You're not even going to remember any of this in 5 years. I swear.

August the 25th, 1924.

December 25th, 1945

April 25th, 2003.

Just because you made the team last year does not guarantee you a spot this year Is that clear?

Parameters match events from 2006.

Limited edition, two blue stripes, 1989.

I guarantee it.

I'm sorry, Frank. I'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg.

The Ft.

Coming up is the sound of a woodpecker.

It was 25 years ago. It's old news.

25 years?

As we've been doing for 25 years.

Guarantee? What guarantee?

Guaranfuckingteed.

goddamn guarantee that.

A deposit.

Guaranteed...

There is a one year guarantee on this toaster.

You're uncertain about what the market will be willing to value it at a year later.

(Laughter)

Over 25 years. woman speaking native language

Let's say I start with one hundred.

25 o of what the insurance company stand to lose, and that's over a quarter of a million.

Hold Indefinitely

Save certificate

Certificate protection

...and your life will be spared.

I want guarantee.

I guarantee it.

She's gonna love it.

Promised, have you?

Being always a little bit more less financially savvy than the term life is that... this is going to this as long as you continue to pay this premium this is guarantee, cause you will die one day unless you know something the rest of us don't know.

So there's some volatility in the price even though you're assuming that the earnings are stable.

The first year I have a good year, my portfolio grows by twenty five percent.