I'm a dupe. I'm a dupe of the lawns, whose goal in life is to outcompete the trees, who they compete with for sunlight.

Okay, make a dupe tape and a transcript of that right away, if you would.

Is he, the evil of whose deeds is made fairseeming unto him so that he deemeth it good, (other than Satan's dupe)? Allah verily sendeth whom He will astray, and guideth whom He will so let not thy soul expire in sighings for them. Lo! Allah is Aware of what they do!