Katie,you perjured yourself.

Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

So, why are some untruths and only some truths funny?

Katie,you perjured yourself. People go to jail for that.

Facts are facts.

But some of them were not whale meat at all.

But you've no reason to think he's bungled the case?

Brusco not. That's why he sent you the urn. For you to confirm.

I have a secret? I know I have a secret, I...

and... and it would be, except for the simple fact that... it's true.

Well, that's very nice of you.

I hope, at least, he has not deceived us .

Fact!

But the truth is..

I don't think so.

He was mostly interested in ink bleaching.

Do you know what this means?

I'm telling you the truth.

Let's get down to the facts.

Time reveals truth as well as falsehood.

Ran off with a load of company funds,

That's a fact.

It's the truth.

Hey, he's serious.

You can wind up with an implementation of gradient descent.

This fact shows that he is innocent.

Admit the truth.

It's the only one that prints the news before it happens.

Animals cannot distinguish between truth and falsehood.

I'm a storyteller. I want to convey something that is truer than truth about our common humanity.

I got no suspicions.

I discovered that they had a completely different genetic profile.

What facts?

It happens to be true.

It's true, you know, though, Rimmer.

You know it's true.

Maybe he didn't.

It is real, Brendan.

That's what you said?

And who are you?

Anything to get out of a little work.

That's so distorted and not true!

It'll be the real thing. What do you people want?

Actually, I've gotta go and run some errands.

They're lies, Chad.