Pick a felony.

We're talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble or squeal like a pig trouble?

Yeah, and felony quantity.

Chief won't let me handle anything over a misdemeanor.

It's not naughty. It's a felony.

On a misdemeanor? He's gotta have rocks in his head.

Even when it verges on a felony?

Escaped custody on a felony murder charge.

Two felony convictions. No warrant. He's on parole.

I'm here to arrest you for felony hitandrun.

Might have ended up on your felony escape.

Cindy. Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on.

Obstruction of justice,conspiracy to cover up a felony.

They're asking about a hand. From your felony escape.

And if I did, it would be a felony.

It gets knocked back to a misdemeanor, they do six months and they're out.

Now, instead of four felony counts, Swartz was facing thirteen.

An officer who willingly becomes an addict and doesn't report it promptly is subject to a misdemeanor charge a fine, and or six months.

You broke into my locker, Mr. G. It's a serious felony.

but would you be interested in a felony quantity of methamphetamine?

It's a felony to inhabit a surrogate registered to another operator.

It was on the condition that Swartz plead guilty to a felony.

On July 14, 2011, federal prosecutors indict Swartz on four felony counts.

I'm guessing you stole them, so, technically, they're evidence in a felony.

Manufacture of a Schedule lI controlled substance is a second degree felony.

You both lied under oath. You committed perjury, and that's a felony.

Now, some would call that fraud in service of concealing a felony.

If we don't report this, it's a felony, the same as stealing it.

In a Rico case, if you can charge one of them with a felony...

They take every penny, and you go in the can for felony tax evasion.

now get behind the pole. all right. this is such a felony, what you're doing.

Felony destruction of property... amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this.

I'm a sworn federal agent, Tony. I'm not gonna stand by and watch a felony go down.

Most people don't read them, but not abiding by their terms could mean you are committing a felony.

Do you know Benny's an O.T.? Last year he was convicted of a felony assault and suspended twice.

And that's felony murder 25 to life, parole at 50 if you're lucky, and Tony's not feeling very lucky.

Or... Or?

You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart!

Or? Or what?

Or... Or shop.

like wheat or soybeans or corn or rice or whatever.

Or a sausage or something? Or something?

Or he or she.

Or Baghdad... or Mars.

Or Stanley or Johnny.