How many have read that book?

I'm scared to death

Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk.

And I always have been.

Nothing is so terrible as an earthquake.

It's really scary, this gay lifestyle thing it's super duper evil and there's no end to it!

And the only locks that help people are the ones they turn themselves.

That's not much...

Well, too nervous.

Come on. Don't be afraid. See, there's nothing to be afraid of here.

You scared me to death.

Mitch!

Look at him, he's so scared of Chester he'll talk now.

It's not so easy.

Oh, not so much.

You're scared, right? You want out?

Oh, it'll soon be over.

Not quite the word I was looking for.

Not as much.

Yeah, well, you know.

Brilliant, but scary.

And the reason that I can say that is because we're now in an epidemic of fear

Not nearly as much as you might think.

He's scaring the hell out of me.

It was the liberalization of international financial markets.

Not so much now.

(Applause)

I'll see you later.

If you want to save kids, you have to scare the hell out of them!

My little sister drops in, and pays us a visit, and scares us to death.

Not that long, but long enough.

Incredibly, it Bunderdog!

I don't know.

It's not quite as simple as that.

(Laughter) When I was a kid, I wanted to shave.

I won't be gone long.

Not much.

I haven't studied that much!

Nothing bad in there.

You're really frightened?

Of what value is it?

That's a bit strange.

No, no not that far.

And the other thing is that people are simply not as scared of HlV as they were of AlDS, and rightly so.

Nobody's going to come to a pub where they're gonna get scared out of their wits.