Epidemics Simulator

Now, let's see.

Mono.

Something called Savoury Spread.

Even in the times of H1N1, I like the word.

If he were contagious,

And, not only can they read them, but they copy them.

I've got the arm of a Danish moron.

Highly contagious.

Colds are contagious.

He, um, said that it was contagious.

Now think of where this leads us.

Is he contagious?

An epidemic disease broke out.

Construction spread to the hills and farmland surrounding the city.

The rash is, um, also incredibly contagious.

These are just a few of the ideas that are to die for.

Infections... they were, uh, mysterious.

But so far I figured why kill an epidemiologist unless you're looking to start an epidemic?

Laughter is contagious. Passion is contagious.

Now think of what we can do with this.

She suffers from a contagious disease.

But focus now is back on prevention.

We cannot make the mistakes we've made with malaria and HlV.

Are dyslexia and unrequited love infectious?

Said the thing isn't communicable.

You know, that's how the plague started back in the day.

Mumps is an infectious disease.

Are all these cases meningitis? Yes. Has it been declared an epidemic?

Yousa okeyday.

And now Marcus infects those who follow him.

The media bombards us with stories... of epidemics, pandemics.

A contagious disease descended on the town.

A serious epidemic has broken out in Beijing.

Because we're infected with losers.

Killing epidemiologist with the common cold.

Are you asking me to explain the behaviour of a motherfucking pestilence?

At least it doesn't look infected.

This plague... all its victims...

It's set them all off, a chain reaction.

Some of you have this. And it's sex linked.

Not all the infectious diseases are contagious.

(Voice over) And get ready to say cheese,

Task force, to oversee the country's preparedness to fight off an epidemic.

They said that his moods were contagious.