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I guarantee it.

Guarantee? What guarantee?

Guaranfuckingteed.

goddamn guarantee that.

A deposit.

Guaranteed...

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...and your life will be spared.

I want guarantee.

I guarantee it.

She's gonna love it.

Promised, have you?

I will endorse it.

And you end up with a mortgage backed security.

And over a year I make 2 interest.

I'm talking about surviving.

What kind of assurances?

I was the recipient of a large settlement.

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This looks bad.

You said there was a 90day guarantee.

You personally vouch for this guy?

I don't have any answers.

I'll take care of the deposit.

He's got an airtight alibi, the US government.

Evidence locker,McGee.

Maybe I can work in some witness protection.

I have a whole video on mortgage backed securities.

His blood type is B.

loses its central importance.

It's just a deposit kind of thing.

I assure you, that is unnecessary.

let's see those zeros cancel out, this zero cancels out, they're getting, over the life of the policy, 1 dollar in premiums for every 100 dollars in insurance.

I will not guarantee what Immigration will do, but I can guarantee what I will do.

Loan on deeds needed the joint surety.

The policy number of my insurance is PC two three five seven.

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