If he were contagious,

And, not only can they read them, but they copy them.

Epidemics Simulator

Now, let's see.

Mono.

You know, that's how the plague started back in the day.

Because we're infected with losers.

These are just a few of the ideas that are to die for.

Even in the times of H1N1, I like the word.

Laughter is contagious. Passion is contagious.

I've got the arm of a Danish moron.

Highly contagious.

Are dyslexia and unrequited love infectious?

But so far I figured why kill an epidemiologist unless you're looking to start an epidemic?

Are all these cases meningitis? Yes. Has it been declared an epidemic?

Colds are contagious.

He, um, said that it was contagious.

Now think of where this leads us.

Is he contagious?

Are you asking me to explain the behaviour of a motherfucking pestilence?

The infectious case was isolated from other patients.

An epidemic disease broke out.

Now think of what we can do with this.

Mumps is an infectious disease.

The rash is, um, also incredibly contagious.

Infections... they were, uh, mysterious.

Not all the infectious diseases are contagious.

Have much meningitis there?

So in one instance, you can have somebody who has an XY chromosomal basis, and that SRY gene on the Y chromosome tells the proto gonads, which we all have in the fetal life, to become testes.

We cannot make the mistakes we've made with malaria and HlV.

Said the thing isn't communicable.

If I follow the model, then tallness is also contagious.

Killing epidemiologist with the common cold.

They become more contagious.

Better to have one planet infected than the entire galaxy.

It's just the beginning, unfortunately.

Bond the cure to the contagion.

A pair of X's gives us a girl, and an X and a Y together gives us a boy.

Let's just start with the word vagina vagina, vagina.

A contagious disease descended on the town.

This plague... all its victims...

Now luckily, that particular virus, although very scary at the time, did not transmit from person to person very easily.

The media bombards us with stories... of epidemics, pandemics.

Jake, your dad says you have mono.

And it is something which has several characteristics.